š ️ 1. Check the Engine Oil Don’t Let Your Car Get Thirsty
How To:
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Make sure the engine is cool (just like you).
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Pop the hood, pull out the dipstick, wipe it clean, dip it again, then check the level.
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If it’s below the minimum mark, top it off with the right oil.
Engine oil is like coffee for your car a little low and it starts acting cranky.
Don’t let your ride go full diva just because it skipped its morning brew.
šæ 2. Wash the Car Yourself Free Workout Included
How To:
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Rinse the car from top to bottom.
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Use car shampoo (not your leftover dish soap, okay?).
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Scrub gently with a sponge, rinse again, and dry with a microfiber cloth.
Washing your car is like scrubbing off past regrets needs the right soap and emotional stability.
Bonus: You get to flex to the neighbors, “Yeah, I detail my car myself.”
š 3. Check the Battery No One Likes a Drama Queen Car
How To:
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Inspect the terminals for any white crust (no, that’s not snow).
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Clean it using warm water and an old toothbrush (not the one you still use, please).
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Use a voltmeter if available — healthy batteries usually read 12.6V.
A dead battery is like a situationship all fine one minute, then leaves you stranded the next.
šØ 4. Check Tire Pressure No More Sad, Squishy Tires
How To:
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Use a tire pressure gauge to check the PSI.
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Adjust according to your car manual’s recommended level.
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Don’t forget the spare tire — it deserves love too!
A flat tire is like an empty wallet after payday looks full, feels hollow.
š¬️ 5. Change the Cabin Air Filter Save Your Nose From Drama
How To:
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Locate the cabin air filter (usually behind the glove box).
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Remove the old filter (surprise: dust and probably ancient popcorn bits).
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Insert the new one and snap the cover back in place.
A dirty filter is like a toxic ex you don’t notice it at first, but it slowly suffocates you.
š Conclusion: Take Care of Your Car = Take Care of Your Sanity
You don’t need a mechanic’s diploma to keep your car running smooth. With these five simple DIY tips, you can keep your car happy, shiny, and drama-free.
Remember cars have feelings too. Treat them right, and they won’t leave you stranded in front of your crush’s house.
Stay tuned to Pisbon Automotive for more hilarious, useful, and budget-friendly car tips.
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